day one - afternoon

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dreamland day one 41 players remaining. [As the day wears on into the afternoon, the dead aren't getting any deader. It's late in the afternoon, and the air is beginning to cool, when the chimes play again over the park loudspeaker. "All of us here at Dreamland wish you luck, guests! Let's meet up in the Hall of Mirrors!" Wherever you are, it's time to make your way over to the House of Horrors, where you'll have to brave the funhouse to find the room on the top floor. Don't delay, or your guest identification bracelet will begin beeping. The House of Mirrors is a large room, more than capable of fitting a crowd. Tall mirrors line every wall, and the door you entered through seems to vanish into a mirror as well. The mirrors give the impression that many, many more are among your number, standing in the background. In the back is a jar filled with blank raffle tickets. You'll have to take a ticket, write down a name, and place it back in the jar. Hopefully you already know who you're voting for, but if not, you only have time for a brief discussion before you're out of time. rulebook character statuses private conversations graveyard Voting will close at 10 PM EST on Sept 24. Voting

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[poyoyon]

Ibuki will send in a note about her dinosaur heritage!

[ ...does that even have anything at all to do with the topic at hand. ]

[edealistical]

Perfect! We'll form the Women of the Anti-Robo-Defamation Squad! The WARDS of Legion!

.............

Wait dinosaur what.

[poyoyon]

Ibuki is half dinosaur!

[ no she isn't

she just keeps insisting she is because gundam was arguing with her about it ]

[edealistical]

[long silence]

Um.

Your mom or your dad?

[impheired]

Don't listen to her, she's just trying to piss off one of our other classmates. She's a...normal human being.

[He uses the word "normal" lightly, if the pause is anything to go by.]

[mediumburgers]

You shouldn't dismiss her heritage so quickly, Eyepatch Kid!

[poyoyon]

Would Ibuki do that?!

[ maybe

but how dare he say she can't be a dino ]

[edealistical]

[Edea will also pause slightly.]

..........I can't stop thinking about the logistics of this now, but um, it's not actually possible, right?

[aaaaaaaauuuuugh]

Though magic has accomplished stranger....

[poyoyon]

It has been passed down in Ibuki's family for a long time on her father's side!

[edealistical]

...I think what gets passed down are 'blue eyes' or 'strong chins'. You can't still be half after all these years.

[if she were ever half at all.]

[godwhisperer]

I will prepare a rebuttal at once.

[poyoyon]

Ibuki's gonna make hers sound really smart!!!

[godwhisperer]

It will not sound smart because it is the lowest form of fraud! And furthermore, as a true human and demon hybrid, it is very offensive to me that you would make these false claims.

[poyoyon]

Dinosaurs aren't demons!! Ibuki is saying she's a completely different type of hybrid! She's not trying to be offensive at all!!

[ but when someone tells you you can't do the thing doesn't it make you REALLY WANT TO DO THE THING ]

[godwhisperer]

I will never allow the existence of a hybrid combining a human with a beast! Never! I will never acknowledge it!

You possess no reptilian characteristics!

[ineptus]

You're part dinosaur?

[poyoyon]

Yes! Gundam-chan says Ibuki can't be, but Ibuki can hear the roars of her heart and DNA!

[ineptus]

Oh oh oh! Are you a T-Rex, Ibuki?!

[poyoyon]

Yes! That is the type of dinosaur blood that flows in Ibuki's veins! It gives her a super loud scream! Ibuki's scream can't be beat!

[godwhisperer]

Listen, you human! Do not allow yourself to be deceived by this treacherous witch! There is no such creature on this or any earth. Now, in some pockets of far off universes, perhaps it is possible. Perhaps.

But the genetics of a mammal and a reptile cannot combine. A combination of a human and any animal...I spit upon the very notion! Now let your mind be cleansed by the knowledge.

[poyoyon]

Hey hey hey! That's no way to talk about a friend!! Friends don't oppress other friends' dino-heritages!

[ will ibuki ever get back on track? who knows ]

[mediumburgers]

Objection!

[ Maya no, don't abuse the objection this way. ]

You're just judging her based on a limited cultural view! Do you have any evidence to prove Ibuki isn't part dinosaur? Show your evidence to the court!

[godwhisperer]

Yes! My knowledge of the cosmos and the state of this world commands it! If such a hybrid were possible, I would have been the one to discover it...and destroy it. For a human and animal hybrid to exist is the one thing I will never allow.

[ineptus]

Well what if she isn't a reptile and a mammal? What if she's just full reptile! [Mabel raises her little arms up, fingers curling into claws and rawrs at Gundam in a totally and 100% intimidating manner.]

She could definitely be a dinosaur then!

[godwhisperer]

She is not a reptile. You will be unprepared for life if you cannot even understand this simple fact. She has hair on her body and no scales, and she is not cold-blooded, and I doubt very much that she could lay on egg.