Well duh, of course it does! That's why teachers always have those gold stickers in school! Whenever you do really good, you get a gold star! It's super motivating to do your absolute best. And my stickers are really great, because they're really happy and cute and all say motivational stuff on them! I think you clearly need one.

[Here mister no fun allowed robot, she's going to just flip through her book, pick out a sticker and...stick it to you! Somewhere. You're really tall. Maybe your hand!

It's a little orange sticker with a cute bunny on it that reads, "Some-Bunny Special!"]

Ta-da!