That's all? You merely wanted to pet him?

[What the hell. But yeah that makes sense the Dark Gods think you're pretty creepy, too. Anyway...if she only wants to pet him...]

I cannot ignore this opportunity, then! To increase Calamity's strength and endurance....yes. All right. Remain standing where you are. Do you know the sacred chant? You are clearly no threat to me, so I don't mind teaching you.