You don't need to be a linguist to know what irony is~!

[ twirling her parasol around for effect ]

Both! I'm the REVOCS corporation's grand couturier. Which I would say you should already know, but by the looks of that dress, you're not from my world.

[ 'like I would design something like that' ] Fits the girl next door image, though. A bob is way cuter than a bowl cut. [ somewhere out there, Mako Mankanshoku sneezes ]