I've done nothing wrong for the record, her text message was totally cryptic and I mysteriously couldn't get back in touch with her after! It was definitely NOT a normal breakup!

[ I'm a decent guy, I just do and say things any other normal, healthy, and fertile male would too! ]

B-besides, shouldn't we focus on getting outta here? We need to step out and take a look around. Talking here isn't gonna free us any faster!