[He knows all of the animals in the petting zoo, at least! Stuff like toucans and giraffes and tigers, though? Nahhhhh. No idea about those. He literally thinks the tiger mascot from the other dorms is a big kitty cat.]
[He really seems to be seriously considering this question, because it takes a minute or so before he opens his mouth again:]
How large are the pieces of wood? And...how large and strong is this woodchuck of yours?
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[He really seems to be seriously considering this question, because it takes a minute or so before he opens his mouth again:]
How large are the pieces of wood? And...how large and strong is this woodchuck of yours?
[TAKING THINGS LITERALLY FOR $500, ALEX.]