How do you even draw that conclusion? We've been a civilized society for hundreds of years, and I'm not a thief, I'm just a regular college student!

[ I can't believe this. Does she seriously not know ANY of the places I just mentioned? ]

I've never heard of that continent before, it's not in any atlas. I may not be a geography major, but even I know that much! This makes no sense. You're really not making any of this up? Or hit your head, or... something?