[ This is the happiest dog in the world. Attention! New things to sniff! The perfect spot right behind his ear what joy what bliss.
...Yes, that's it! It's not a rat. It's not a squirrel. It's not a cat or a dog or a human or a bird. Missile is stumped! It doesn't smell afraid of either him or the long purple guy, and it's not running, so there's no need to chase it. It's in someone's hand, so there's no need to bark at it more than a token wuff; he knows it's there. He's watching Maga-G like a hawk, if hawks were mild and fluffy instead of intense and feathery. ]
no subject
...Yes, that's it! It's not a rat. It's not a squirrel. It's not a cat or a dog or a human or a bird. Missile is stumped! It doesn't smell afraid of either him or the long purple guy, and it's not running, so there's no need to chase it. It's in someone's hand, so there's no need to bark at it more than a token wuff; he knows it's there. He's watching Maga-G like a hawk, if hawks were mild and fluffy instead of intense and feathery. ]