[Yes, just going to sit and pet soothingly and talk to him while he does. Be a happy doggie.]

You are one of the fiercest and cutest pomeranians I have ever met. I am proud to call you my comrade. It is something of a relief...

You were misunderstood, but I who am also misunderstood will do what is in my power from now on. I...I promise...when you say things, I will listen to you and understand your meaning, and not fail you. It is a solemn vow.